What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:56

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
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Moonraker
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service